Drawing Animals Lesson Plan
Some women jokes… in response to Phoenix and her male ones.?
God comes over to Adam and says, ‘I can make a woman. She will cook for you, clean for you, understand when she’s wrong, look absolutely phenomenal and you’ll never get bored of her. However, it will cost you an arm and a leg.’
Adam replies, ‘Hmmm… what can i get with a rib?’
What Women Mean
Yes…………….No
I feel i’ve known you my whole life……….. I’m drunk
I hope you’re not disappointed…….. I’m flat chested and whine a lot
I’m very particular as to who i have sex with……. I draw the line at barnyard animals
I don’t want this to be just about sex…….. I’ve planned the next ten years including schooling for our three childrern who will be called Appleberry, Rosy and Jack….
Be romantic, turn off the lights……… My thighs are flabby
And finally life skills lessons that all women shoudl attend…
LS101: Combatting The Impulse To Nag
LS102: Balancing a chequebook- Even you can get it right!
LS113: How To Parallel Park
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent ones there so 10/10.!!!
Tit for Tat, lol.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!
